May 2010
23 posts
I never realize how much I love this city until...
April 2010
36 posts
Been there done that messed around I’m having fun, don’t put me down I’ll never let you sweep me off my feet. This time, baby, I’ll be bulletproof
“Expectations lead to resentment. When you let a person just be themselves, the...”
– RuPaul
What a wise ”woman”
i went to war every morning i lost my way, but now I’m following what you said in my arms, what i read in the charms that i loved durably now it’s dead and gone, and i am free
“all you’ve got in this world is you, yourself, and you. there’s no...”
– Matt Strauskulage
thanks for teaching me how to make moonshine,...
the hills = comedy gold
too bad they don’t realize that
things would've turned out differently if she had... →
“With a singer like Ella, when she sings ‘my man has left me,’ you...”
– clarinetist Tony Scott on the difference between Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday
I want to know do I stay or do I go
And do I have to do just one And can I choose again if I should lose the reason?
Background: my parents are visiting our good...
ShAS: gays in ny and wine! so much fun!
MJS: are you drinking with gays?
ShAS: it is unavoidable here in this part of the world! gail and i decided daddy and dale would be gay if they didn't have us! elton jonh on the piano!
MJS: mom, are you schwasted?
ShAS: no not at all really daddy yes dale yea
MJS: jealous!
ShAS: this summer! the one gay worked with joan rivers!
MJS: i'm going to hold you to that. that's fabulous!
ShAS: croton creek has a facebook page! schrepples are famous here! go on it and join and tell them u are a schrepple and u r schreppling all the time will have to fill u in!
MJS: have another glass of chardonnay, shawny.
ShAS: ok!
Don't toy with me. You're playing with fire.
i want to sing jazz
this itch just won’t go away.
I found books on Billie Holiday in the Carnegie...
I felt like such a big girl.
found these gems clearing out my text message...
Seriously, in ten years he’ll be wearing cut-off jean shorts and waving a rainbow flag at a gay pride parade.
TLC is the official channel for midgets.
That scarf makes you look fat.
I have realized that I have the tendency of attracting bums and I don’t mean college guys that aren’t academic. I mean literally homeless bums.
My mom’s coming back out to watch over me. She’s worried about my...
I’ve stopped my dreaming, I won’t do too much scheming These days, these days. These days I sit on corner stones And count the time in quarter tones to ten. Please don’t confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them.
“Hearing your laughter
smooths and flattens the wrinkles
of my ruffled life.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
This is directly from my text book "A History of...
By 1991 the USSR had a massive external debt that it could not service and a huge budget deficit. Its currency, the ruble (or better: the rubble!), had become virtually worthless inside and outside the country; hyperinflation loomed.
It’s got drama! It’s got passion! It’s got a corny joke and an unnecessary exclamation point! What more could you ask for?
GHG: I think you live in a Wes Andersen movie
i admit i love his colour schemes and snarky, dry humor but I’m not on that level of dysfunction. fortunately.
I started off my morning by almost being hit by a...
John and Mary had never met. They were like two... →
Why is everyone so obsessed with leadership? Am I...
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...”
– Neil Gaiman
66. stinky feet bitches →
i desperately want a pair of Ray Bans but at this...
