The early death of Albert Camus was tragic. But I liked the fact that he played...– Craig Ferguson in an interview with the Wall Street Journal
Does anyone else find this as absolutely hilarious... →
Then let’s look on the bright side: we’re having an adventure,...– Inigo from The Princess Bride by S. Morgenstern (but really William Goldman)
That was not a nice surprise, Mr. Computer! and much harder than i’ll ever admit
one of my favourite activities →
Every time I see a cockroach (which happens far...
Look around at everyone Everyone looks alive and waiting The wind is up, the stars out The sun is calm, the light is fading But we are Still counting on cannibal resource Ok, open your eyes I think you’re more than a terrified witness Behind the arbitrary line
Wherever I go, whatever I do, you’re the home I’ll come back to.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or...– Jack to Tracy on 30 Rock Happy St. Patty’s Day
chatroulette, anyone? (and by anyone i mean Brian Williams)
If you don’t love yourself, how the HELL you gonna love somebody else? Can...– RuPaul
in Soviet Russia, spring break you
From my Russian assignment sheet: Spring Break: Review videos 1-10. Have friends over…make it a movie night. Teach your family Russian. What else are you going to do all week?